Do You Have to Get Fat to be a Baker?

So I'm sure you're all wondering how I can keep my girlish figure whilst baking treats left and right.  Well A.) figure...not so girlish.  And second, I am currently #funemployed and have loads of free time to work out.  I am currently obsessed with  Pop Physique.  It's a barre fitness class that uses strength training and ballet stuff to make your muscles shake like a heroin addict at Disneyland. (I assume that Disneyland would make any heroin addict shake).  It gets you super sweaty and it's kind to my old person joints and spine.  And you get to stretch a lot.

*not my butt.  Inspirational photo from the Pop Physique website. I mean, I'm fit but come on.

C.) I give the majority of the baked goods away.  It's win win.  I get to enjoy my hobby, eat yummy things, stay fit and ensure that my friends keep loving me.  Tah Dah!

OK, as you were.