I mean, seriously?

I was reading an article on my phone the other day, I think it was on Salon.com, and this distressing ad came up.  OK A) I am insulted that the internet thinks that I am a member of this demographic and B) what self-respecting woman would think "I am an old lady and I'd like some make up tip just for me"?  It sounds to me like the original ad was in another language and the translation was from something like "youthful Glow" or "Younger Skin Tips" but Old Lady Make Up Tips was what they got.  Even the company name, Women Style Craze, sounds like a loose translation.  I assume it's like when a dumb American chick gets a tattoo that supposedly says "Coexist in peace" in Sanskrit and turns out it says "Live close no fight".  Lost in translation.  Well Women Style Craze, keep your Old Lady Make Up Tips to yo-self.  This not-so-old lady ain't buying what you're selling.